Two Steps to success

A lot of people like to complicate things in life way more than they should, and so this week, I bring to you a simple guide i found on how to succeed in life, in just two steps.


Lose Weight in two Steps:

1- Close your mouth
2- Start running

Successful Finances in two Steps:

1-Stop buying crap you don't need
2-Stop borrowing money

Good self esteem in two Steps:

1-Love yourself, just how you are
2- Stop giving a f**k  what other people think

Self Improvement in two Steps:

1-Stop F**cking around
2-Get to work

Happy love life in two Steps:

1-Realize there's nobody that'll fit your ridiculous demands
2-Don't be afraid to be alone

Healing in two Steps:

1-Forgive yourself for your dumb sh*t
2-Forgive other people for their dumb sh*t

Public Speaking in two Steps:

1-Don't be afraid to sound stupid
2-If you said something stupid, keep talking

Good Grooming in two Steps:

1-Shower, do your hair, and brush your teeth
2-Stand up straight

Etiquette in two Steps:

1-Be polite to others
2-Close your mouth when you eat

Leadership course in two Steps:

1-Have some balls
2-Set an example for others to follow

Ethics and Values in two Steps:

1-Don't f**k other people over
2-Stop talking and start helping others

Self Knowledge in two Steps:

1-Look in the mirror
2-Tell yourself your truths even if it hurts

Emotional Growth in two Steps:

1-Stop feeling sorry for yourself
2-Stop blaming others for your problems


So there it is fellas, keep it simple, and you'll make it far!